(~)> cat "food in cans"
cat: can't open food in cans
(~)> nice man woman
No manual entry for woman.
(~)> rm God
rm: God nonexistent
(~)> ar t God
ar: God does not exist
(~)> ar r God
ar: creating God
(~)> "How would you rate Quayle's incompetence?
Unmatched ".
(~)> \[ Where is Elvis Presley
Missing ].
(~)> ^How did the sex change operation
go?
^ Modifier failed.
(~)> If I had a ( for every $ the Congress
spent, what would I have?
Too many ('s.
(~)> make love
Make: Don't know how to make love.
Stop.
(~)> sleep with me
bad character
(~)> got a light?
No match.
(~)> man: why did you get a divorce?
man:: Too many arguments.
(~)> !:say, what is saccharine?
Bad substitute.